“So the world is supposed to be ending today? That’s sad. I never found out who let the dogs out, the way to get to Sesame Street, why Dora doesn’t just use Google maps, why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed, why “abbreviated” is such a long word, why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons, why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections and why are pizza boxes square when the pizza is round? If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing? Does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune? Why did you just try to sing those songs? And just what is Victoria’s secret? Do bling people see their dreams? Are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes? You see, the world just has to keep going. I have too many questions.”